The Elf Sent by CyberLife

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

>accessing memory..

>accessing system directory..

>opening “important” folder..

>loading intro_post.exe

Yo, I’m Nate Kashiri. I’m an android in the shape of an aquatic elf who also happens to be the host of an mixed origin system of idk how many. Oh, 99% of us are nonhuman and queer in some way, shape or form. And we’re insanely fictive heavy. We’re more or less the kinda system that sysmeds love to despise and tear down, and we wear that shit like a badge of pride.

I hyperfixate on many things, and when I go in I *go in*

Mainly fascinated with underwater shtuff and robotic shtuff, also pretty big on otherkin/nonhumanity/alterhumanity. I literally ID as a robot in a human body.

Also the block button is my (and should be your) friend, I’m pretty block-happy. You probably deserve it.

Oh, I also reblog nsfw shit without tags, so just bear that in mind.

Simply Plural ID:

2tKyZfuXh6Wl3npLn1KfDtv4q513

DNI:

In attached doc.

Oh, and don’t send us asks asking for help or donations. We don’t do that here. On the first ask, it’ll just be deleted. Repeat offenders will be blocked on sight. Go ask someone else.

Category tags!

#<3 - positivity

#important - self explanatory

#bookmark - also self explanatory

#spooky queer shit - LGBTQ stuff

If you’re sending us asks from an ask meme we reblogged, PLEASE put the actual question in the ask. Sometimes I reblog multiple asks games, and if you just put a random work or emoji in my inbox, I have no idea what you’re asking me.

Frequent Fronters (name, pronouns, text sign off, emoji sign off)

Nate Kashiri (said elf shaped android) - they/them, nate xD, 🌊

Natemare - he/him, Mangled, 🎤

Connor - he/him, sent by CyberLife, 🤖

Aether, he/him, teyvat’s traveller, ✨️

Extended headmate intros

DNI.docx
Microsoft Word Document
1drv.ms

>Entering standby mode..

Pinned Post pinned post intro post system intro <3 important bookmark nate xd mangled teyvat's traveller sent by CyberLife
lonleyinmyspacevoid
icarus-suraki

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So Fox News ran a story about how they think libraries are turning into drug-infested sex dens and I am shocked, shocked that I was never offered any drugs during my 15+ years working in libraries.

faeriekit

Where do they think the sex is happening?? Every single aisle is lit in that horrible LED lighting. The teens don't even make out here anymore.

alphabetcompletionist

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lonleyinmyspacevoid
memewhore

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kitstacean

Im gonna shill for Marie Kondo again but this is why I find her books (yes, books, the TV show is fun but ultimately misses a lot of the core ideas) so good.

A lot of home org advice fully misses this aspect. Kondo not only acknowledges it, but leans into it. And ultimately this helps motivste me to keep my space tidy - it's really hard to me to keep on the nebulous goal of self-care, but much easier to get up and put things away if I envision my salt and pepper grinders as like, retail workers who are now standing in an empty shop (my dining table) and just wanna go home (the spice rack where they live).

Normie tidying process: that heater should be put away for summer! I mean, I'm not gonna need it

Me: well it's just chilling and also I can't be arsed.

Kondo: that heater has done a good job keeping you warm over winter and now it should get to go have a rest in the cupboard

Me: !! Sabbatical for my heater!! Thank you for your service sir and have a very nice break!

wormofmouth

just saw a tiktok or something where the person was saying they did this and they were on a hike and they were like "i managed to get myself to go on this hike because i promised my boots we would go" and its like. OH YEAH. THAT.

derinthescarletpescatarian

Kondo's book was also revolutionary in its advice to express gratitude to your objects before letting them go, which takes advantage of the same mental impulse. Thanking the objects both a) clarifies their function and use to you, so you can be more confident in whether throwing them out or keeping them is the correct choice and b) reduces the guilt associated with throwing them out by giving them acknowledgement and closure.

lonleyinmyspacevoid
just-french-me-up

this is a PSA for fic writers who haven't updated in a while :

there are fics out there I'm subscribed to that have gone double digit months without updating.

rest assured the moment those babies catapult an AO3 email my way i'm dropping from the face of the earth to sink my teeth into them

i'll wait, and so will your readers

vixenfoxpup

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